KAREN - The Meeting Scheduler

Who is Karen?

Karen schedules meetings for everything.
 
Taking an early lunch? Quick sync.
Booking annual leave six months in advance? Let’s align.
Breathing without approval? Calendar invite incoming.
 
She lives in her headset.
You know her weekend plans, her neighbour’s dog’s allergies, and her opinion on oat milk — yet somehow, when it comes to actual work, she’s confused.
She’ll ask the same question twice. Then once more, “just to clarify.”
 
Karen will talk for 20 minutes and say absolutely nothing. And somehow, she’ll still end the call with action points.
 
The Doll
 
Karen wears her pretend heart proudly - a stitched red heart sewn onto her blouse, because she "cares". On her back: a giant calendar icon.
 
Height: 12 cm
Comes in a coffin-shaped box
Includes:
Character card
Ritual card
Mood Killer pin
 
Select one or more add-ons to elevate the experience even further.
 
The Ritual Card (Included)
 
Each Karen comes with a ritual card featuring:
4 defining characteristics
A darkly funny origin story explaining how she became this
Her weakness (spoiler: it's not silence)
Her character sound (you can probably guess)
The nickname people use behind her back — never to her face
 
Perfect For
 
The colleague who sits on the other side of her calls
Anyone trapped in recurring meetings with no agenda
Desk stress relief after the fourth “final” meeting of the day
Gifting to someone who has survived Karen
People who love novelty collectibles with dark humour
 
Stab the stress out. Cancel the meeting. Reclaim your time.
 
Meeting Survival Rating
½ ★☆☆☆☆
(Camera on. Mentally logged off.)
 
This item is a pre-order.
Orders are expected to ship around April-May 2026.
 
Packaging & Details
 
Doll height: 12 cm
Box size: 14.5 × 11 × 6 cm
Doll weight: 35 g
Boxed weight: 110 g
Packaging: Coffin-shaped box that includes: 1 corporate voodoo doll, 1 character card, 1 ritual card, and 1 mood killer pin
 
⚠️ WARNING: NOT A TOY (16+)This item is intended for adult use only. It is a novelty (stress relief) collectibles product and is not suitable for children. Contains small parts and sharp components (e.g., pins). Keep out of reach of children and pets. Not for play.