CLIVE - The Passive-Aggressive "Queen"

Who is Clive?
 
He is always right. ALWAYS!!!
 
Typo? Complaint to your manager.
Tiny mistake? Complaint to HR.
Missed attachment? Legal might be involved.
 
Clive always copies everyone in on emails.
Make a mistake and it becomes a never-ending story.
Want to prove him wrong? Your P45 is probably getting prepared.
He will be rude, never says thanks, and never picks up the phone.
He is never in a good mood.
He will never make a mistake - but if he does, it will be someone else’s fault.
 
The Doll
 
Clive’s pretend heart? He doesn’t pretend. Instead, he has an X - because he doesn’t care.
On his back: his favourite phrase: “Per my last email…”
 
Height: 12 cm
Comes in a coffin-shaped box
Includes:
Character card
Ritual card
Mood Killer pin
 
Select one or more add-ons to elevate the experience even further.
 
The Ritual Card (Included)
 
Each Clive comes with a ritual card featuring:
4 defining characteristics
A darkly funny origin story explaining how he became this way
His weakness (spoiler: sarcasm doesn’t work on him)
His character sound (probably the ding of an email sent)
The nickname people call him behind his back - strictly off the record
 
Perfect For
 
People who receive emails with managers CC’d constantly
People who manage or are managed by a Clive
Gifting to a workmate to protect them from a potential future Clive
Anyone who survives a Clive and still keeps their sanity
People who love novelty collectibles with dark humour
 
Stab the stress out. KEEP STABBING. Breathe out.
 
Rudeness Rating
★★★★★
(They are proud of it.)
 
This item is a pre-order.
Orders are expected to ship around April-May 2026.
 
Packaging & Details
 
Doll height: 12 cm
Box size: 14.5 × 11 × 6 cm
Doll weight: 40 g
Boxed weight: 115 g
Packaging: Coffin-shaped box that includes: 1 corporate voodoo doll, 1 character card, 1 ritual card, and 1 mood killer pin
 
⚠️ WARNING: NOT A TOY (16+)This item is intended for adult use only. It is a novelty (stress relief) collectibles product and is not suitable for children. Contains small parts and sharp components (e.g., pins). Keep out of reach of children and pets. Not for play.