CLIVE - The Passive-Aggressive "Queen"

Welcome to STABCRIFICE - a new breed of collectibles for the modern workplace. Our Corporate Voodoo Dolls bring to life the personalities every office worker knows (and sometimes fears), turning everyday workplace frustrations into darkly funny desk companions.
 
Featuring five unique characters from the corporate world, STABCRIFICE dolls are the perfect gift for coworkers, remote workers, office survivors, and anyone who has ever sat through a meeting that could have been an email.
 
Collect them all, build your dysfunctional corporate dream team, and stab the stress out - one pin at a time.
 
Who is Clive?
 
He is always right. ALWAYS!!!
 
Typo? Complaint to your manager.
Tiny mistake? Complaint to HR.
Missed attachment? Legal might be involved.
 
Clive always copies everyone in on emails.
Make a mistake and it becomes a never-ending story.
Want to prove him wrong? Your P45 is probably getting prepared.
He will be rude, never says thanks, and never picks up the phone.
He is never in a good mood.
He will never make a mistake - but if he does, it will be someone else’s fault.
 
The Doll
 
Clive’s pretend heart? He doesn’t pretend. Instead, he has an X - because he doesn’t care.
On his back: his favourite phrase: “Per my last email…”
 
Height: 12 cm
Comes in a coffin-shaped box
Includes:
Character card
Ritual card
Mood Killer pin
 
Select one or more add-ons to elevate the experience even further.
 
The Ritual Card (Included)
 
Each Clive comes with a ritual card featuring:
4 defining characteristics
A darkly funny origin story explaining how he became this way
His weakness (spoiler: sarcasm doesn’t work on him)
His character sound (probably the ding of an email sent)
The nickname people call him behind his back - strictly off the record
 
Perfect For
 
People who receive emails with managers CC’d constantly
People who manage or are managed by a Clive
Gifting to a workmate to protect them from a potential future Clive
Anyone who survives a Clive and still keeps their sanity
People who love novelty collectibles with dark humour
 
Stab the stress out. KEEP STABBING. Breathe out.
 
Rudeness Rating
★★★★★
(They are proud of it.)
 
Packaging & Details
 
Doll height: 12 cm
Box size: 14.5 × 11 × 6 cm
Doll weight: 40 g
Boxed weight: 115 g
Packaging: Coffin-shaped box that includes: 1 corporate voodoo doll, 1 character card, 1 ritual card, and 1 mood killer pin
 
⚠️ WARNING: NOT A TOY (16+)This item is intended for adult use only. It is a novelty (stress relief) collectibles product and is not suitable for children. Contains small parts and sharp components (e.g., pins). Keep out of reach of children and pets. Not for play.
 
Please note that this product includes handcrafted and hand-finished elements. As a result, slight variations in facial features, hand positioning, proportions, shape, and overall appearance may occur from one piece to another. Minor shape variations may also result from packaging and transit. These characteristics are a natural part of the production process and contribute to the individuality of each piece. Clothing, colours, and key design details remain consistent with the product shown.